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Thursday, February 17, 2011
A Final Roundup of Tom Swifties!

"And actually, I’m just going to re-post this whole damn submission from J.D. Finch":

* “It’s so nice to see Minnie, Mickey and Donald here,” said Tom goofily.

* “That’s the last time I’ll listen to a damn thing that Bader Ginsburg woman says,” said Tom ruthlessly.

* “Wow, you’d think she would have accepted, seeing as how I was offering her a diamond as big as the Ritz,” said Tom cuttingly.

* “OK, so here’s the thing. It’s a great game and all, but I think that the competition really gets to people and I have seen friendships end because of it. I’m not saying it happened to me, don’t get me wrong, I just wanted to let you know where I stand so we’re on the same page about Scrabble, OK?” said Tom wordily.

* “There’s no doubt about it, the murder weapon is this pick,” said Tom icily.

* “I just took a Jack London book out of the library,” said Tom doggedly.

* “I think I’ll put some nudie pics up on this bulletin board,” said Tom tackily.

* “J.D. Salinger is dead,” said Tom wryly.

* “Yes, I use Viagra. Why do you ask?” said Tom stiffly.

From Jen Dziura at
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
Warren Ellis Channels The Kinks
"Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world."

An Observation About CASINO ROYALE And James Bond