A Final Roundup of Tom Swifties!

"And actually, I’m just going to re-post this whole damn submission from J.D. Finch":

* “It’s so nice to see Minnie, Mickey and Donald here,” said Tom goofily.

* “That’s the last time I’ll listen to a damn thing that Bader Ginsburg woman says,” said Tom ruthlessly.

* “Wow, you’d think she would have accepted, seeing as how I was offering her a diamond as big as the Ritz,” said Tom cuttingly.

* “OK, so here’s the thing. It’s a great game and all, but I think that the competition really gets to people and I have seen friendships end because of it. I’m not saying it happened to me, don’t get me wrong, I just wanted to let you know where I stand so we’re on the same page about Scrabble, OK?” said Tom wordily.

* “There’s no doubt about it, the murder weapon is this pick,” said Tom icily.

* “I just took a Jack London book out of the library,” said Tom doggedly.

* “I think I’ll put some nudie pics up on this bulletin board,” said Tom tackily.

* “J.D. Salinger is dead,” said Tom wryly.

* “Yes, I use Viagra. Why do you ask?” said Tom stiffly.

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