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Thursday, February 17, 2011
A Final Roundup of Tom Swifties!
"And actually, I’m just going to re-post this whole damn submission from J.D. Finch":
* “It’s so nice to see Minnie, Mickey and Donald here,” said Tom goofily.
* “That’s the last time I’ll listen to a damn thing that Bader Ginsburg woman says,” said Tom ruthlessly.
* “Wow, you’d think she would have accepted, seeing as how I was offering her a diamond as big as the Ritz,” said Tom cuttingly.
* “OK, so here’s the thing. It’s a great game and all, but I think that the competition really gets to people and I have seen friendships end because of it. I’m not saying it happened to me, don’t get me wrong, I just wanted to let you know where I stand so we’re on the same page about Scrabble, OK?” said Tom wordily.
* “There’s no doubt about it, the murder weapon is this pick,” said Tom icily.
* “I just took a Jack London book out of the library,” said Tom doggedly.
* “I think I’ll put some nudie pics up on this bulletin board,” said Tom tackily.
* “J.D. Salinger is dead,” said Tom wryly.
* “Yes, I use Viagra. Why do you ask?” said Tom stiffly.
From Jen Dziura at Jenisfamous.com ¶ 1:28 PM 0 comments
"And actually, I’m just going to re-post this whole damn submission from J.D. Finch":
* “It’s so nice to see Minnie, Mickey and Donald here,” said Tom goofily.
* “That’s the last time I’ll listen to a damn thing that Bader Ginsburg woman says,” said Tom ruthlessly.
* “Wow, you’d think she would have accepted, seeing as how I was offering her a diamond as big as the Ritz,” said Tom cuttingly.
* “OK, so here’s the thing. It’s a great game and all, but I think that the competition really gets to people and I have seen friendships end because of it. I’m not saying it happened to me, don’t get me wrong, I just wanted to let you know where I stand so we’re on the same page about Scrabble, OK?” said Tom wordily.
* “There’s no doubt about it, the murder weapon is this pick,” said Tom icily.
* “I just took a Jack London book out of the library,” said Tom doggedly.
* “I think I’ll put some nudie pics up on this bulletin board,” said Tom tackily.
* “J.D. Salinger is dead,” said Tom wryly.
* “Yes, I use Viagra. Why do you ask?” said Tom stiffly.
From Jen Dziura at Jenisfamous.com ¶ 1:28 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
Warren Ellis Channels The Kinks
"Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world."
Lola
An Observation About CASINO ROYALE And James Bond ¶ 11:52 AM 0 comments
"Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world."
Lola
An Observation About CASINO ROYALE And James Bond ¶ 11:52 AM 0 comments
Thursday, December 30, 2010
"I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded
Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed
That's the hand I use, well, never mind."
From Paul Simon's "A Simple Desultory Philippic" ¶ 9:53 AM 0 comments
Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed
That's the hand I use, well, never mind."
From Paul Simon's "A Simple Desultory Philippic" ¶ 9:53 AM 0 comments
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Storytime
Everybody says "I could write a book." And sure, everybody could fill up a couple hundred pages. But with what? Probably just a record of personal events, not really a story. Would it ad up to a story in the end? The story of a life? Maybe, but more likely it would read like diary entries, a lot of little stories, rather than the big story -- the story of your life. We have to edit our lives to make them that story. Shaping our lives like an editor shapes the arc of a novel is the way to have that feeling of satisfaction one gets at the end of a good story. Be your life's editor. ¶ 8:33 PM 0 comments
Everybody says "I could write a book." And sure, everybody could fill up a couple hundred pages. But with what? Probably just a record of personal events, not really a story. Would it ad up to a story in the end? The story of a life? Maybe, but more likely it would read like diary entries, a lot of little stories, rather than the big story -- the story of your life. We have to edit our lives to make them that story. Shaping our lives like an editor shapes the arc of a novel is the way to have that feeling of satisfaction one gets at the end of a good story. Be your life's editor. ¶ 8:33 PM 0 comments
Friday, March 26, 2010
YouTube - Top 10 Weirdest Food Combinations
Foods Of The Gods
YouTube - Top 10 Weirdest Food Combinations ¶ 3:31 AM 0 comments
YouTube - Top 10 Weirdest Food Combinations ¶ 3:31 AM 0 comments
